Another reason to avoid Chick-fil-A.

Another reason to avoid Chick-fil-A.

S. Cobb Drive, Smyrna, GA.

S. Cobb Drive, Smyrna, GA.

Thanks, @daviddulock, for starting my day off so very wrong.

Thanks, @daviddulock, for starting my day off so very wrong.

From the garbage-bag-looking wall in the gym at The Epstein School in Atlanta. I’m glad my kid’s don’t go there. Ouch, it hurt typing that.

From the garbage-bag-looking wall in the gym at The Epstein School in Atlanta. I’m glad my kid’s don’t go there. Ouch, it hurt typing that.

Looks like this writer never got over hump day.

Looks like this writer never got over hump day.

I like Nick Law, and I doubt he wrote this headline. He’s smarter than that. 

I like Nick Law, and I doubt he wrote this headline. He’s smarter than that. 

No. It is never “time to check-in.” It is either “time to check in,” or it’s “time for check-in.”

No. It is never “time to check-in.” It is either “time to check in,” or it’s “time for check-in.”

Ugh.

Ugh.

Well, at least they are consistent idiots.

Well, at least they are consistent idiots.

Thank you, Andy Pearson, for this submission. @ievenwrotethis

Thank you, Andy Pearson, for this submission. @ievenwrotethis

Although the “everyday” caught my eye, I think the best bit is the tiny missing quotes (testimonials?) at the beginning and end of this wildly implausible claim.  

Although the “everyday” caught my eye, I think the best bit is the tiny missing quotes (testimonials?) at the beginning and end of this wildly implausible claim.  

This One’s for the Ladie’s (Thank you, Susanne Stowe)

“When in doubt, just throw in a hyphen or four.” — Gap

“When in doubt, just throw in a hyphen or four.” — Gap